WARNING: The studly husband bought me beer. You know what that means. Any ask gets answered in the most ridiculous way possible. Any requests get honored no matter how ridiculous (“I need you to write me a ten word fanfic!”…”Ron and Hermione put their kids to bed, then fuck.”). If the studly husband needs to yell about Destiel some more we can totally make that happen, he can shout in between rounds of his video game while I transcribe it.
If no one sends me asks I will reblog pictures of Rupert Graves and wonder aloud if Greg Lestrade’s division is, in fact, my vagina. Again.
(blacklist #kelseysdrunk to avoid this shitshow!)
The name’s Mickey. Mickey Smith. Defending the earth.
And that’s what I call character development.
WHY DON’T MORE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT MICKEY FUCKING SMITH.
The Hemsworth brothers, Tom Hanks, and Meryl Streep star in a 1:00 “Charlie Bit My Finger” spoof
is thiS FOR REAL DID THEY ACTUALY TAKE THE TIME TO DO THIS I CAN NOT HANDLE
First and last appearances
MY EMOTIONS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE
how on earth is this funny
This is the most heart shattering thing ever.
"As you wish," was all he ever said to her… That day she was amazed to discover that when he was saying as you wish what he meant was I love you.
She dreamed of wolves most every night. A great pack of wolves, with her at the head. She was bigger than any of them, stronger, swifter, faster. And her brothers and sisters were with her, many and more of them, fierce and terrible and hers. They would never leave her.
Nobody told you. Nobody explained.
Orange is a terrible color. I say this because my college’s rivals colors are orange and white, but I am not biased. (I am biased) (I still forgive you) (Go Aggies) (suck it, t.u.)
Rose and Ten is great and I’m a fan of Doctor/Rose in general, but I am really a fan of Rose and Nine. Any time they’re on screen together he’s just looking at her like she hung the moon and he’d die to protect her, and Ten does it too but Eccleston’s damn face kills me.
You are indeed the shit and I like the cut of your jib.
Johnlock sails itself, yo. That’s not a headcanon, that’s canon. While you can write Destiel off as “Deep male friendship” if you try hard enough and don’t look at the subtext, JOHNLOCK IS JUST PLAIN TEXT. The moment John puts his hand on Sherlock’s knee and says, “I don’t mind” is the exact opposite of platonic.
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RON AND HERMIONE OTP WE BELIEVE IN TREES ALL ABOARD THE GOOD SHIP R/HR.
When I hear Ron/Hermione I default to the great Long Summer shipping wars and I can’t stop myself. I never hate on other ships but to this day every time someone makes pro-Pumpkin Pie statements (that’s Harmony for you youngsters) my fifteen-year-old self rears up and gives them a hell of a side-eye.
And girl, I knew you were a little shit a long time ago. Were you on that hundred-and-eighty-comment AVPM quote-war on my facebook like four years ago when deathbeforedecaf19 came to Texas? I think you were. I think that’s when I knew you were a little shit.
I like your headcanon. i would watch SPN twice as hard if you were on it although I’m pretty sure if you think this through that’s a bad idea because you would spend literally 90% of your time NOT making out with Kevin because you’d be busy cornering Dean for a nice long chat about why he should date Castiel. Which actually makes it more hilarious. Kevin’s in the background like, “Hey, honey, wanna go back to my room and watch a movie,” and you’re like, “Just a second, Kevin, Dean needs to come to terms with his bisexuality and he’s being very recalcitrant.”
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